Friday, December 16, 2005

BULLY-ist

Since

School- yard

daze

when he played with other Little Lemmin,

At the ole Element-Tree Institute
for young vermin,

George Jumpsoon was TERRIFIED

George was TERRIFIED of being called names.

He did not like it at all
when the head mistress called him a:

Say-damn-nist.

He did not like it at all
when the flat earth lemmlings called him a:

Rejection-NIST.

He did not like it at all
when the muscle boy called him a:

Girlie Lemm who cuts and runs like a coward.

George showed them all.
He joined the Ledge Edge Para-Jump Corps.
They practiced and practiced until their reaction
was a mindless matter of leader satisfaction.

When the Great Sitting Bush leader said "Geronimo !"
George was the first to Go.

No one called him names after that.
They simply honored his memory.

... everytime there was a veteran's day sale that is ....

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