Cindy @ Crawford

Cindy @ Crawford ? There is no connection. The idea sounds silly.
No right minded head would head that way.
Show Down at The Not-so-OK Corral?

Cindy @ Crawford versus the Big Bad Bush?
No way.
My gray stuff doesn't process preposterous propositions.
There is no "Beauty" and there is no "Beast".

My gray matter never connects the dots.
I am a being of higher intelligence.
I operate on "sound" logic.